Covert Sabotage Continues!

Ha ha readers!!  My covert sabotage against Jessica continues with a brilliant discovery by the Pants!  For a long time, the Pants has refused to lick Jessica's face, while lovingly lavishing kisses all over the Big Guy!  The reason for this is simple - Jessica's face tastes DISGUSTING!!!  Like Broccoli or Beer (the Pants HATES those tastes)!  The discovery is, that the more over the top I get in my rejection of her face, the more upset she gets!  LOL!!!  So I've started turning my head away in an exaggerated fashion, and then, if the Big Guy is near by, I totally go crazy with the kisses!!  It's perfect!!  She gets so mad!!!  LOL!!  The Pants is having such a fun Christmas season!!!