The Big Guy went to Blockbuster to rent us a movie, while I took care of making the popcorn and flirtini's! (The Big Guy LOVES my flirtini's!) I couldn't wait to see what he would come back with. I've been dying to try and solve the Case of Benjamin Button. I could so totally be a crime dog!! My neighborhood watch has prepared me greatly to look out for clues. I could also go for something scary like Let the Right One In!! Then I have an excuse to cuddle up to the Big Guy!!
The popcorn was ready, the flirtini's were chilled, and I awaited the Big Guy's arrival. Finally, he came home. He came home with He's Just Not That Into You. Really Big Guy! Really!!
Movie FAIL!!
Now, I had to sit through this movie before with Jessica, and the Pants is Just Not That Into this movie. Let me summarize the boring plot for you. The girl from Big Love is a complete idiot and she's into the little douche mcgee from Entourage. But he's not into her. He's into Scarlett Johannsen, who, surprise surprise, is not into him. She's into Bradley Cooper, who is married. Somehow, we are supposed to see her pathetic ploy to steal a married man as ok because she is like his true love. Whatever - HOMEWRECKER!!! Apparently Bradley Cooper is into ScarJo, but not into his wife, who I guess is into him. The Mac Guy decides that he wants to help the idiot from Big Love out with her inability to tell that a guy doesn't like her. Why, who knows!! Oh wait!! It's because he's into her!!!! Wow!! Jennifer Aniston and Ben Whofleck are also in the movie - they are into each other, but not into marriage. And Drew Barrymore is in the movie for some reason, she winds up being into the little douche mcgee from Entourage. Good Lord!!!
People, I am seriously worried about the Big Guy. Why would he pick this movie?? What happened to my Big Guy!!?? I never worried about his love of flirtini's before, because, let's face it, they are delicious!! But voluntarily renting terrible chick flicks? Oh Big Guy, am I losing you? The Pants is disconcerted. I'm going to go ponder this in the Big Guy's office, and look for clues to his behavior. (Benjamin Button - watch out, I'm totally going to solve you!)
Better times.
