Covert Sabotage Begins!

Hey!!! So, as I totally am against Jessica now, I thought I'd start doing things to sabotage her life at home!! LOL!! So, she has this lamp on her nightstand. It's a touch lamp and has three settings. She likes to turn it on and READ!! Instead of petting me!! So, today, I totally broke the sensor!! The touch turn-on doesn't work anymore!! She has to plug it in to turn it on and unplug it to turn it off!! Good luck figuring out how to solve that problem - GENIUS!!! Tee hee!! I will keep you all posted on further acts of sabotage!