Hi Pants,
The Marilyn is wondering how the Pants feels about trading in her Sugar and Spice models for some cute puppies who were abandoned by their Big Guy after Hurricane Ike. The Marilyn knows she is not supposed to want to upgrade her furry charges but the Marilyn cannot help it! Replacement Sugar and Replacement Spice are so freaking cute!
Notice how Replacement Sugar (the black one) and Replacement Spice (the brown one) are so small and how they don’t look as prone to trying to eat the Pants when there are flirtini visits. 
Also note how I could refer to them as the Replacements and we could all laugh at the Keanu Reeves movie reference. Finally, note Replacement Sugar's already apparent willingness to blend with my life style by falling asleep near a phone that's not ringing and the tv remote control. 
In short, Pants, I think you can see why the Replacements would be upgrades from the Originals. Failing that, Pants, please help these tiny Ike-tykes find a home with their own Big Guy.Dear MM,
You are in quite a quandry!! Replacement Sugar and Replacement Spice look totally awesome!! They also look totally young, and the Pants could totally teach them about the world, Big Guys, Fritos, Flirtinis, watching Sex and the City Movies, etc. Man, it would be so much fun!!! Plus, "The Replacements!"!! LOL MM!!!! You totally make the Pants laugh and laugh. The Pants loves her some Keanu Reeves! He is dreamy! I think I'm going to watch some Point Break after finishing this post!!
Alas, it would be too cruel to replace the Originals! They cannot help that they want to eat the Pants, and that they don't like Flirtinis, and that they are generally kind of lame. Plus, you love them, you know you do!!! You are too good MM!!! And, they are also kind of cute!
So, the Pants will help you in any way to find these Displaced Ike Replacements in a good home!! If any reader peeps out there want to adopt these adorable refugees (Brangelina???) please contact the Pants at jesjlmaloney@yahoo.com. Or, leave a comment and let the Pants know!! I have no doubt that we can find these guys a good home. However, MM, if we cannot, I will totally go with you to dump the Original Sugar and Spice at Sunny's house! She is a sucker and would totally take them in!!!
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Important Question: What does Clancy do all day now he doesn't have "Mama Laura" coming by to rub her tummy? We all miss her, especially Mozart and Tico. Also suggestion for Wal-mart guy. Buy needed items for Ike victims and then use the receipt for tax deduction.
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